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What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Last Updated: 26.06.2025 16:52

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

HELLO

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

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I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

If you were to bet, will Canada bend over to Trump's America demands or remain inflexible until the last day of his Presidency on January 20, 2029? Will America or Canada win this geopolitical arm-wrestling? I'm rooting for America.

After a few moments he returns.

{RING} {RING}

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

How do you feel cockroach?

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

Sure no problem officer.

Why do some people dislike rap and hip hop music despite there being poor quality music in every genre?

Yes sir it is.

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

What is the most heartbreaking or sad love story that you ever had (experienced)?

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?